November 3, 2008

Fattie: Week 3

Today kicks off the third week of the HASAY Challenge. Casey, the HASAY founder and President, asked me to post my progress over at her site today. She told me that she was highly suspicious that I had not been sticking to my exercise regimen so she refused to let me email my write-up to her. Instead, she forced to to jog across this great country of ours and hand deliver my post. So I pulled a Forrest Gump and jogged my butt to Florida. I then sat on her couch and ate a bunch of chocolates in front of her. (I wonder if she forced Mrs. Bear to do the same thing last week?)

Click on over to Casey's joint at Half as Good as You to see my progress for the week.

Not sure what HASAY is? Click here.

My other HASAY Challenge updates can be found here:
Fattie: Week 1
Fattie: Week 2

39 comments:

Pamela said...

I AM FIRST!!!!!

Pamela said...

Now I will go and read. While you bite me.

Casey said...

I'm third. I have nothing to say though, I just woke up. Thanks for leaving the chocolates here, I just finished them last night and my arse is looking FABULOUS if I do say so myself. SKAN. SKOR.

Seriously Mama said...

Third!!! Ha, my time is getting better...

Seriously Mama said...

Ummm, fourth. Thanks a lot Casey...

beth said...

Being under # 10 on steenky bee's site is still considered prestigous, right?

Sherendipity said...

I just went number one...does that count?

Khadra said...

Good morning :)
Is it too early to drink?

ChurchPunkMom said...

i love you Jeeennnnnyyyyyy!!!!!

run, Jennay!..

were the chocolates good?

oh, and top 10! woot!

(sorry, my brain is fried... too much writing..)

TattooedMinivanMom said...

wtf is a hasay?

just kidding, I know.just wanted to say that.

why does everyone comment numerous times here?

missed you...wait, just went to look up hooker in swiss/german and found this. German's have waaaaaay to many froms of the word hooker.

English German
hooker alter Kahn
baby hooker Baby-Nutte {f} (vulg.)
baby hooker Babynutte {f} (vulg.)
office hooker Büronutte {f} (vulg.)
dirty hooker (Am.) (vulg.) Drecksnutte {f} (vulg.)
high-class hooker Edelnutte {f}
company hooker Firmennutte {f} (vulg.)
hooker Fischerboot {n}
amateur hooker Hobbynutte {f} (vulg.)
hooker Huker {m}
hooker (esp. Am., Aus.) (sl.) Nutte {f} (fam.) (Prostituierte)
hooker (Am.) [-special_topic_slang-] Pferdchen {n} (Prostituierte) [-special_topic_slang-]
hooker Schlampe {f}
streetwalking hooker Straßennutte {f}
street hooker Straßennutte {f}
street walking hooker Straßennutte {f}
street-walking hooker Straßennutte {f}
teenager hooker Teenager-Nutte {f} (vulg.)
teenager hooker Teenagernutte {f} (vulg.)
teen hooker Teenie-Nutte {f} (vulg.)
teen hooker Teenienutte {f} (vulg.)
teen hooker Teeny-Nutte {f} (vulg.)
teen hooker Teenynutte {f} (vulg.)

you all may have several comments but I've got the longest...comment.

Elle Charlie said...

I visited you over at Casey's...

Sprite's Keeper said...

I have to visit tonight. My work doesn't like Casey anymore...
I heart Sherendipity's comment!

Captain Dumbass said...

Hm, I can't swear at you in German... I can curse you in Klingon though! Durak! Muah ha haaa! *cough cough* Mek, I need some more coffee. And I have to go read your other posts.

Chris Wood said...

Good luck with halving yourself, if I've understood this principle correctly.

Heinous said...

Good for her. I suspect you make things up in those emails (and occasionally during posts.) I tell everyone I meet, "That Jen, she's a shifty one." They don't know you and look at me funny, but I think it's a good PSA.

for a different kind of girl said...

Oh, Jen...Denise Austin is a robot, and, as science fiction books and history has proven time and time again, robots are evil. Watch your back. Seriously.

blissfullycaffeinated said...

I have so missed you, my darling dearest one. Good weekend being unplugged?

Heading over to Casey's to read the update.

Kiss!

Simply AnonyMom said...

very funny post at Casey's. I love Coke too and it really needs its own class on the food chart!

mrsbear said...

You were smart to bring chocolates, they are an energy powerhouse. All I had was a packet of instant oatmeal and a half eaten Twizzler. My jog was considerably less strenuous though since I was already in Florida and drafting the 18 wheelers, it did wonders for my mileage.

Rebekah said...

What is this Half-assy of which you blog (and blog)? Do you really want to tie your shining star to half an ass? Let's go full assy I say! TAFAY - Twice as fat as you! Regimen = NOTHING! Ha!

Laufa said...

Wow you did a lot of exercise if you ran that far - good job!(unless your fibbing) Pants on fire?

gingela5 said...

You're so funny! She probably chose the worst time of year to have people lose weight! I am trying to lose weight too and the ten bags of candy I just bought are probably going to actually add pounds and not decrease pounds. grrr

Tricia said...

Haven't you heard? It's officially the holiday season now, and dieting isn't supposed to be discussed until we all make our New Year's resolutions AGAIN.

jen said...

ok fine. back at cha.
24th! twenty-fourth suckas!

'cause seriously. there is no competition over at my blog. you could log on 5 days after i write a post and still be first. but hooray for you...first!

ok. i'll go read you somewhere else.

Vodka Mom said...

I went to the Y on Saturday, and also on Sunday. Last night I sat on the couch and ate a pint of Ben and Jerry's Heath Bar ad Coffee ice cream. Do they cancel each other out? Jesus.

Andrea said...

Sorry I haven't been stalking you like I promised. Life's been hectic! Found out MIL has terminal cancer (see my blog for the details) so life's been hairy lately. And sad. I've missed you and your smart ass comments. don't cha love me anymore? ok, there's my whine for the week. Hope to stalk you again soon. xoxoxo

Debbie said...

Mmmmm - chocolate.


I mean ... HEY! Lay off the chocolate!


(More for me that way!)

HeatherPride said...

Already commented over there - came back to say HI over here!

HI!!

Shan said...

Dang it woman, I just met you! now you are off to get rid of some of you? Well it better not be the funny part that likes making lists, cause that would be tragic. I would then have to be very sad and much less snarky in life knowing that some of you were gone. I might be forced to send annonymous chocolates via mail to ensure you dont lose too much of yourself. Hmmm, too much stalking too soon? I shall say not! Good day to you.

Jenni Jiggety said...

I think squat thrust IS fun to say. I also love when someone at the gym reminds me to "squeeze my cheeks"..

goodfather said...

Good job getting some exercise! Bubba Gump cooked shrimp would be a better snack though, for your diet. Even after running 2,300 miles. Just sayin'. :D

Jennifer said...

That was a long jog! Keep up the good work!!

Lola said...

Great guest spot. Now that you made me think too much about exercise, I'm headed up to the treadmill. You shamed me into it!

Jori-O said...

Haha! I'll have to try that...turning the treadmill ON tp dry clothes faster. Genius!

Bee said...

First of all, squat thrust is funny to say and also I tried cutting coke outta my diet but it's what makes me happt.

Mc Allen said...

yeah, ya lost me at jog. I went to the y today to sign up for a membership and came home to take a nap , even just thinking about working out wore me out, and now my body is sore... Kudo's on the cross country blog,- I dont know about everyone else, but I feel like your really letting your own blog go. I aint one to gossip, so you aint heard this from me.. Now, what was that about chocolate??!! LA

Kat@MotherFonker said...

hasay squatthrusting here...

casey sez you had water, u say u had chocolate... hmmm....

ali said...

It doesn't not help that starbucks, krispy kreme and ben and jerry's are giving out free stuff today.

Maggie May said...

whose handwriting is that on the board? it's amazing!!