Hi-dee-ho! I'm not here today. I'm here.
No, you know what? That was the lamest intro ever. I think I need a do-over.
I'm here today, at Petra The Wise Young Mommy's place. She's beautiful. She's irreverent. She's slightly naughty. But above all, she's very delusional because she let me take over her blog, for the day. She has no idea what a horrible house guest I can be. I make messes and leave carpet stains that can't be cleaned up. Come on over to see me completely butcher her much beloved He Blogs She Blogs post for the week...or should I say "for the weak?".
Okay, that intro was still pretty lame. Sorry.