I had a dream last night that I was Julie Christie. I don't know why. I've never even seen any movie that she's been a part of, but in my dream I was Julie Christie. As Ms. Christie, I ransacked through any open car I could find in a Target parking lot and took stray shoes left in automobiles. I'm not sure why, but in my dream, people seem to store spare shoes in their rides.
Anyway, I found the cutest pair of banana colored leather pumps with the coolest chunky heels in an old run down Honda hatch back. Just as I snagged them the owner of the car and the shoes walked up and looked at me suspiciously. I threw the shoes on and began small talk with her. When I jumped in my car to take off, I noticed that she followed me all over town. I was a little worried, but then I thought to myself, "I'm Julie freakin' Christie. I'm famous. That's why I'm being followed."
Eventually, I lost the woman desperately looking for either my autograph or her stolen shoes and ended up at an older man's house who, in my dream, was my lover. His name was Ed Hardy. He was watching re-runs of The Mary Tyler Moore Show on one of those very outdated television, you know the ones that sit on the floor and are encased in faux wood and take up a ton of wall space. I fell asleep with my new shoes on, I loved them so much.
So....yeah. That's my dream. Weird, huh? Aren't you glad I'm taking a blogging break? See the strange crap I'm sparing you from reading? But something I don't want to spare you from reading is my GUEST POST today over at Kaply, Inc. It's a conversation about Christmas that Jeremy and I had a little over two weeks ago as we were deciding how best to save money for the holidays.
Also, if you've never checked Tracy out over at Kaply, Inc., please go visit her now. She is the second person I ever met in this bloggy world and I can't say enough nice or snarky things about her. She's off-the-hook, yo. I fell in love with her way back in the summer when she posted her undying love for burritos. I'm not sure why, but I just found that particular post hilarious. Also, you must absolutely look through her archives to read over her blog post titles, including my all-time favorite, "Jesus May Love You, But I Think You're A Big Fat Idiot." Go check her now! Go! Go!