December 5, 2008

I'm A Giver, What Can I Say?

My good friend Jenni over at Oscarelli asked me to guest post while she’s busy delivering baby number two. I would do anything for that woman. She changed my life the day she let me know that Viggo Mortensen has a vestiginal tail. (It’s a long story, but she reached out to me and stopped me from making a critical error of keeping him on my “celebrity freebie” list.) Anyway, I heart Jenni. She's witty, snarky and wicked. Everything I look for in a friend and in a cat. She never fails to bring the funny and she's cool with the fact that I'm obsessed with her mom. (Another long story, but this one has no tail.)

Jenni asked me, along with her other guest posters to describe our experiences bringing home baby number two. I totally didn’t follow the rules. Go check it out.

Good luck, Jenni!

37 comments:

Sarah's Blogtastic Adventures said...

Rules are for wimps!
And I know I might be first but I never play the FIRST! game so I am terribly sorry to all who do and whoever would like to take the first position, to feel that they have won the game for the day by all means its all yours! ; )

DeeMarie said...

I love that you don't follow the rules. Off to read!! Loves.

Jamie said...

I am leaving a comment here too
BUT I all ready commented over at the guest post... Something about you staying there and me here and would you offer the same package if my dog has puppies.

Thanks for not following the rules.

Captain Dumbass said...

I'm actually in the top 5? Goodness. I don't know what to do with myself. Off to Oscar's.

Miss Grace said...

Do you ever follow the rules?

Cameron said...

I think you've posted twice a day since you announced your 30 day semi-retirement. I'm glad!!

Heinous said...

Off to read your wisdom...

Vodka Mom said...

oh jesus. NOT my VIGGO!!!! christ.

Sprite's Keeper said...

Sprite's Keeper was here.
Linking over!

Colepack said...

rules suck!

Anndi said...

Rules? Like those apply to you.... pfffffffft!

TattooedMinivanMom said...

Rules? We don need no steenking rules?

I see you've finally come out of hiding...hooker, bitch, skank ho,ho,ho. That's right. You're a ho three times over.

Bex said...

Another word for rules = guidelines, a jumping off point, a place to begin. Or, in your case, "blah blah blah"

Katie said...

That was so funny! You can totally start your own business.

Thanks for adding me to your blogroll, I'm doing the same. Me likes the Steenk.

Oh, and thanks also for ruining "Lord of the Rings" for me. Damnit, Aragon was so hot before I knew he had a tail.

Robin said...

Good lawd, I LOVE your guest post. If I had lots o money, I'd rent me some Steenky for the week. Believe you me!

Krystal said...

Oh you can so totally borrow the boots but they are a size 8 1/2 - will the fit?

Casey said...

Making my rounds late in the game today. Going to read you over at Jenni's place today. I would never expect you to follow ANY rules, that's just not your style.

Lawyer Mom said...

Am going to check it out now. Churlish I may be, but I'm a sucker for baby stories.

Sherendipity said...

Stop being so busy and return my email before I think you don't love me anymore. Wench.
=P

blissfully caffeinated said...

Krystal, I'm a size 8 1/2. Just sayin.

Steenky, if Krystal lets me borrow the boots, will you ket me borrow that jean jacket?

Susan said...

I thought you were on hiatus??? I'm heading over, and I would not care to go back to the days of bringin my second one home...reality does suck pretty bad...but don't tell her that!

Maggie May said...

i love the word snarky!! you are a good bloggy friend.

TattooedMinivanMom said...

TAG! Your IT! Bitch!

apathy lounge said...

What a friend we have in Steenky Bee. If I was having any more kids (sweet lord...the very thought!!), I'd ask you to post for me. But that factory's closed up tight, so maybe I'll just call in sick one day and ask you. After Christmas, naturally.

Wicked Step Mom said...

Wait, Viggo Mortensen has a vestiginal tail? oh yuck!!

Checking out the guest post now!

Cat said...

I love the post, and I'm considering treating myself after bringing home a new fish.

beth said...

Breaking rules rocks. Now I am going to break your rule and 'NOT write something funny here'! HA.

goodfather said...

Awesomesauce. You are a true friend. Going to read your rule-breaking (again) post.

blissfully caffeinated said...

"I just called to say I love you... I just called to say how much I care...I just called to say I love you...And I mean it from the bottom of my heart..."

Lola said...

You're posting more on your blogcation than I am ;) I'm on my way...

Casey said...

It's been almost a week of silence from you, I didn't know you had it in you! :) Hope you're doing ok and enjoying your bloggy break.

Sammanthia said...

I watched LOTR with Carter the other day and all I could think about was the tail. Thanks for that.;)

Lisa said...

A giver??? OF WHAT?>!?!?!

A blog every week? And not even at your own blog?!?!

Bring back Nanoblomo. (or whatever it was called LOL)

At least dwe cyber stalkers heard from you.

Slacker.

Connie Weiss said...

That was very funny!!

P.S. The Stiletto Mom sent me....

Preston said...

Steenky, you are so the badass girl. My daughter was c-section so I didn't get to see the birth and we stopped at number 1. (Thank goodness because I think God took away all my ex-wife's mother genes and dumped them on me.) And I love your friend/cat analogy. Don't hate on me but I'm a dog person myself...

Krystal said...

okay lady - I am so totally stalking you even though you are not around because I miss you!! Please please please come back!! even just a hi would suffice - this Steenky Withdrawal is worse to kick than crack! (Honestly I don't know, just guessing)

Sabrae said...

I was reading your profile... "call me a hooker and I'll stalk you"
HOOKER
Now don't make promises you can't keep!!!
Just kidding!
lol