January 1, 2009

I'm Back...Not With a Vengence or Anything, But I'm Back.

No, one, I repeat, no one has been dying to know what I’ve been up to on my five week hiatus from the internets. Not even my mom. True story. I called her up to let her know that I would have a post up within the hour and she was all, “Oh, are you still doing that blog thing?” Well, at least she got the name right this time. She used to call it a ‘blob’. Baby steps, people.

Well, during my self-imposed, and much needed break, I’ve been up to many, many things, all of them legal. For example, I saw Twilight three times. I said all my activities were legal, I didn’t say they were the least bit awesome. So, anyway, back to Twilight. You know, Edward’s not that creepy after you see him for the third time. Honestly. You know what is creepy though? The woman in her mid-thirties who sneaks off alone to the theater down the street when her children are both napping and her husband is preoccupied so that she can see a movie geared toward undead, chaste-loving, teens. My husband and I have finally reached an agreement that as long as he stops accusing me of being a cougar, I’ll no longer request that he strap me on his back and shout “You better hold on tight, spider monkey,” as he piggy-backs me through the neighborhood. Deal.

So, what else did I do? Hmm, let’s see, I had vomit in my hair. Twice. Both times, it was vomit that didn’t even belong to me.

I witnessed a man actually getting a ticket for jaywalking. JAYWALKING? YES, JAYWALKING. I even asked the guy after his citation if I just saw what I thought I saw. He showed me the ticket to confirm it. And yes, Steenky is that callus to hang out around a semi-crime scene just so she could ask a stranger if she could see his ticket. If I would have had my camera on me, I would have asked for a photo with the guy.

Oh, I also witnessed a lewd act in a Chuck E. Cheese’s bathroom that I’d prefer to never discuss or remember ever again. I can’t, or won’t go into details, but I’ll give you a hint: it involved someone I swear I recognize from high school wearing hot pants, dirty socks and an obscene amount of glitter. In order to protect myself, and my gag reflex, I will divulge no more. Oh, I will say this, HE wasn’t alone either. Yeah, chew on that one for a while.

I also ate a lot of toast, an embarrassing amount of toast. I’m not sure why, but it just felt right. Hot and buttery right. Now tell me how many things you can say that about? Not many.

I finally came to terms with my Brad Pitt issues. I know, it may come as a complete shock to most of you that I have issues with Brad Pitt, but I feel it’s time to come clean. I just don’t care for him. For years I’ve been silent about this, just sitting by at purse parties listening to all my girlfriends go on and on about how gorgeous he is. But, Steenky can keep up this exhausting charade any longer. So, here I am world, shouting that I am afraid no more of your harsh judgment of the fact that I’d rather see a love scene starring Gary Oldman any day over a shirtless Brad Pitt.

I have decided, however, that not everyone is ready for my new found boldness on the Pitt issue, like, for example the man in the check-out line behind me at Target. When I shouted out loud to the world that I wanted to see a semi-nude Gary Oldman he gave me the dirtiest look, covered his young daughter’s ears and quickly left to find another check stand. Not everyone feels the same way I do about Gary I guess.

Oh, yeah, and I may have accidentally re-designed the look of Steenky Bee. You might notice that things look different around here. Now, nobody likes change less than me. For realsies, I am sort of terrified of change, both literally and figuratively. The literal change, as in money, just gives me the heebie-jeebies. I don’t like the sound of it jingling and don’t even get me started on the smell of coins. And it’s cousin, the paper dollar? Pft. Do you people know where that stuff has been? Let’s just say, that I bet I could find more traces of vomit on a one dollar bill than was in my hair during the month of December. And you people have no idea how much vomit was in my hair. It was a lot. Trust me on this one.

As for the figurative change, as in the new look and feel on Steenky Bee, well, what can I say? I was bored with my old look. I tinkered around with a few things, changed some colors and added a big a** bee on the mast head. Serious. That bee is huge, ya’ll and I know it.

In closing, I would just like to say, that when I started writing this post I had no intentions of talking about vomit so much. Honestly, I’ve got better things to lay on you in ‘09, I swear I do. Vomit is just the tip of the iceberg.

I also want to thank everyone that checked in on me over the past weeks, to just poke at me to see if I was alive. I missed everyone dearly and can't wait to jump back into all your sites to see what you've all been doing. I bet none of you saw a cross dresser at Chuck E. Cheese's, did you?

In closing, once again, I think I’ve given you all enough ammunition to scare the bajeesus out me if you ever meet me in person. All you need to do is shout, “Things are gonna start changing around here!” and then throw a bunch of quarters in my face. I will instantly be crippled with fear at the prospect that things will somehow be different and at the fact that you subjected me to filthy coins.

108 comments:

Casey said...

Oh how I've missed you. And once again, I DO love the new look. I'm glad that person jaywalking wasn't Jeremy with a spider monkey on his back. Welcome back my dear, and welcome to 2009. I say that like it's my yearly party to host.

Middle Aged Woman said...

Mmmmmm. Gary Oldman. Don't talk to me, I'm fantasizing.

Pamela said...

SECOND!!!!!

Pamela said...

Damn it.

Pamela said...

Next time I'm just going to skip to the end and comment. Except for I would have missed the whole part where you discuss your spider-monkey-role-playing-sex-life. And that would have been a pity.

Marinka said...

Twilight three times? Hello, cry for help!

Glad you're back!

Pamela said...

Also, I am totally with you on the Brad Pitt thing. I bet that pornstache and AJ's lips are not getting along nicely at all.

goodfather said...

YOU'RE BACK!!!! SQEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Who doesn't love hot, buttery toast?

Happy New Year! I hope 2009 is great for you! Seriously.

TOP 10!!!

goodfather said...

Sigh. I don't know who told me that there is no 'u' in 'squee', but apparently I've taken it to heart.

Squee. There.

STILL TOP 10!!!!!!

Jamie said...

What a wonderful way to ring in the new year. Soooo glad you are back. I guess now I can stop praying to the Steenky Shrine for you to come back.

Cross dresser @ The Cheese??? That is wrong on soooo many level.

jen said...

wow. i love what you've done with the place.
and boy how i have missed you.
in a totally-not-stalker-ish-way.
then again ... if i was stalking you ... i would have stopped by your house. or i would at least be in the process of figuring out where you live.
but i didn't ... i swear.
puke and cross dressers in the same post ... hello 2009!
welcome back ...

Twenty Four At Heart said...

I can think of a few things that are nice hot and buttery, but I don't know if I should write about them in a public forum. Just sayin' ......

Cameron said...

a) it's only a weekend thing, and

b) I didn't even hear you enter the bathroom....try to make a little more noise next time.

Lisa said...

You superseriously suck. However you get points for coming BACK G-D IT (I say G-D so as not to offend anyone with my heathenishness...) and you will become less supersucking if your resolutions included making with the bloggy more often in 2009. (You know if i wernt in Canadaland i would totally stalk your hooking ass all the way down in Undercanadaland.
I love the changes, very white... remind me NOT to read your blog at 4am in teh dark while wandering by teh computer. (dont try to tell me the computer doesnt call to you in your dreams. HA.
I was too cool to succumb to twilight until december and by teh time i decided it wouldnt hurt my "rep" to read it and then subsequently LOVED it I was too late to see it at the theaters. *TEARRRS*. So i am waiting and waiting now.

Totally hate brad pitt. The man irritates me down to my streaky panties. (HAHA, and you thought the crossdresser was lifechanging.)
Im more into gary sinese. dont ask me why... okay do. thats who kev looks alot like in real life. so I can fantasize about gary sinese without feeling guilty. Yes, I am brilliant.

In closing feel free to subject me to filthy coins... actually if things go funny and the us doller decides to way overwhelm teh canadian you can send me your spare change and we can split the profit. Figure THAT out BABY, yeahhhh.

Lisa said...

... and you can be the spidermonkey on my back anyday.

HAHAHAHHAHA maye we'll get hit with a jaywalking charge though then you'd be deported... wouldnt that be embarrassing? being deported from canadaland for jaywalking?

DeeMarie said...

Welcome back, my heart. You know I've missed you dearly. I love toast. It could seriously replace any other snack food I have. And throw on some Peanut Butter? I'm in heaven. Anyways, have a Happy New Year. I get to see you in 6.5 months!!! How cool is that!??!?!?!

DeeMarie said...

Oh... and if you're ever bored and want to overhaul my site? You can so have control.

jori-o said...

Welcome back! You did a fabulous job with your bloggy design. And I'm sorry about all the vomit at your house...I can relate, although it was from the other end at my place. Ew.

Sherendipity said...

That spider monkey thing made me cackle. CACKLE I TELL YOU.
I'm glad you're back. I missed you.
I still think Brad is magnificent. Not the real Brad, mind you, but the fake movie Brad. I'd do rude things to him, and then cast him away when I got bored. And I bore easily.

Michelle said...

Love the look! Happy New Year!

Michelle said...

Oh and I totally agree with the whole Brad Pitt thing... what's so great about him anyway? (Aside from the fact that he has a hot wife.)
Meh, different strokes I guess...b

rachael said...

Funny stuff girl, this is my first visit here and you had me laughing!

Added you to my list! Have a GREAT year!

blissfully caffeinated said...

Lady, you've been on hiatus for five weeks, this post has been up less than an hour, you personally advised me you had posted and YET - by the time I get over here 19 people have already commented. You got some serious street cred, Spider Monkey.

So, yeah. Twilight. I've seen it twice, and trust me, if I could have managed it I would have been at the theater at least 4 more times so that I could be with Edward. I love him so. I just have to avoid hearing his real life musical performances, because they shatter my Edward illusion.

The Chuck E. Cheese thing is disturbing. Toast is delicious and much better for you than bacon. Brad Pitt? Used to love him. Now he's just meh. Never feel bad for being a Brad hater. Especially since Angelina.

I'm going now, before this comment grows to epic proportions. Also, my husband wants to watch a movie and is watching me type this and will not press play until I'm off the computer and giving my full attention to the TV screen.

Glad you're back. Kiss kiss.

bejewell said...

Brad Pitt can suck it.

That is all.

Captain Dumbass said...

Ok, I've got my chi back again. Thanks. Been a little unbalanced of late. Probably the reason for the clown. Don't ask.

only a movie said...

Welcome back. Gary Oldman has it all over Brad Pitt.

Like the new look!

April said...

welcome back! and sorry about all the vomit :-/

Momma Trish said...

I'm so glad you're back!! Missed you horribly. And no, I have never seen a cross dresser at a Chuck E. Cheese ... to the best of my knowledge.

Rebekah said...

I've got to say it: kudos for not falling into the Pitt trap (catch that?) but...Twilight? Ummmmmm...Is Gary Oldman secretly in that? Is he? IS HE??

Love the beehive. Love the site. GLAD YOU ARE BACK!

Robin said...

Cross dresser? Crap! I thought you ran into Chuck E himself! Now I'm never going back there again!
Welcome back!
PS- Gary in Immortal Beloved? SHUT UP!!! (Right?)

Michele said...

Welcome back. Love the new look, BTW.

HarryJack's Mom said...

OH, happy day, well nite, but still! I just made a comment about missing you, and here you are...squeeee is right :-)

So glad to not be alone in the response to Pitt but for me it's Liam Neeson and Ed Harris...who knows?

You've seriously scarred my CEC illusions, dammit Janet!

That is a scarybig bee, but I also love the hexes!

Happiest New Year to all you Steenkys <3

Tabitha Blue said...

Welcome back! Happy New Year! Brad Pitt.... psshhhh. Not hot.


:)
~Tabitha~

freshmommyblog.com

Cape Cod Gal said...

Glad you're back! You were missed! Brad Pitt is so over!

Jenni Jiggety said...

Welcome back! I am loving the new look, here! Sorry about all the vomit and the crossdresser...

Edward=Yay
Brad=Nay

Happy New Year!

Jay @halftime lessons said...

Nice frickin blog, yo!
McLOVIN your header, too...fantastic.

And...gary oldman? I am guessing you are a Ray Fiennes kind of gal too, huh?

Paige said...

I like the new look--and I am with you on Brad Pitt. He was hot in Thelma and Louise, but downhill ever since

Father Muskrat said...

Welcome back. And, I like the new look.

I mentioned Chuck E. Cheese in a post tonight, too. I used to work there. I was the rat.

Katie said...

Brad Pitt's mustache is disgusting. He has been bumped off my top 10 for that alone.
My mission in 2009 is to actually see 'Twilight' before it leaves the theaters.

Captain Dumbass said...

Um... no. Forget it, I figured it out myself.

Laura said...

I'm liking the new look.

I'm liking the fact your back, I've missed you.

I'm going now before I get an official stalker trophy.

On the Brad Pitt issue - no one ever believes me when I say I'd pass him by on the street for a piece of George Clooney anyday.

Tara@Sticky fingers said...

And, breathe!
Back with a vengence indeed Jen.
"vomit is the tip of the iceberg" - hells bells!

Kat said...

Welcome back steenkers!!! I agree with you on the whole Brad Pitt thing. I just don't "get" it. Happy New Year and I hope you and the family have a rockin 2009! Did I ever mention that I saw James Hetfield in person a few months ago...yeah for realsies LOL

Khadra said...

Im so glad you are back, and freshy vomit-free.

and thanks for ruining me. I am never going to be able to touch paper money again.

Paula said...

I have also been accused of being a cougar with regards to Edward. HOWEVER, as I reminded my accuser, Edward is 100+ years old, so cougar my ASS.

Also Brad Pitt is a vapid pot-head and needs to Go.Away.

The Stiletto Mom said...

I lurve the new look!!!

Welcome back sistah....you were obviously missed!

Sarah's Blogtastic Adventures said...

Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise?? So overrated!! Glad you are back! : )

Cat said...

Thank god, you're back. I love the new header.

I also ate a lot of bacon, an embarrassing amount of bacon. I’m not sure why, but it just felt right. Hot and buttery right.

Sprite's Keeper said...

She's back and with a beebus bulbous bouffant to boot! Missed you! Saw Dark Knight last weekend and the things I was imagining with Gary Oldman would have had Batman at my door in seconds.

justsomethoughts... said...

see, i think if you can get vomited on in chuck e cheese with a cross dressing gary oldman, THAT would be an accomplishemnt.

eww.

and i just had some breakfast

apathy lounge said...

Change does smell funny...I mean the money kind. I thought the same about newspaper ink, but that was only when I was pregnant. True story, though. I will not eat anything off of a wooden spoon.

Wicked Step Mom said...

I am so glad you are back!

Also, I don't get the Brad Pitt thing either. Seriously, men shouldn't be pretty. Enough said.

P.S. I am never going to Chuck E Cheese again.

Laufa said...

Yay, glad to see your back!! Hopefully all the vomit washed out of your hair and that it was not milk vomit - worst smell ever!

ChurchPunkMom said...

Are you kidding?? Chuck E. Cheese's is a veritable HOT BED for trannies... HOT BED.

Welcome back, baby. ;)

Katie said...

I so hear you on the Brad Pitt thing. I mean, he's good looking and all, but he just doesn't do it for me.
I used to work at Chuck E. Cheese in high school. In fact, I had to be Chuck E a couple times a month(but never Munch, the purple gorilla...I was too short and his crotch dragged the floor. Apparently management had a problem with a crotch dragging Munch...whatever!)
Anyway...I saw lots of things at Chuck E Cheese, including one of my friends in costume getting beaten up in a gang initiation. But I have never seen any cross-dressing there. That must be a very special Chuck E. Cheese!

Heather said...

Love the new look too! And I have to confess that I "used" to like Brad Pitt....before he left Jennifer A. Now I can't stand him.
Glad you are finally back!!!

colepack said...

There was a spring in my step as I work up this AM and could not figure out why. I should not be happy since Ashlan has MRSA again (for like the 5th time). Then, it hit me as I checked my googel reader....... Da Bee is back!!!
SWA-EET. I have totally missed your snarkyness and coy humor.
Chucky Cheese - in general - freaks me.

GreenJello said...

I didn't see a cross dresser at Chucky's, but I saw a very close second at Target. He (?) was a cashier, and wore more make-up than my 16yo teen daughter. He even had the old-lady penciled-in eyebrows.

I couldn't leave fast enough before I burst out laughing!

GreenJello said...

P.S. Your beehive beehive is the best!

Ali said...

Love the new digs! Welcome back!

bsouth said...

Hurray - glad you're back. I'm with you on the Gary Oldman thing too - Brad Pitt is far too plastic for my liking. I know change is to be feared and i did flinch the first time I saw your new look but I'm used to it now so for god's sake, don't change it again.

Miss Grace said...

I'm so glad your back. And I love the new layout!

Ginger said...

Wicked cool new look! And add me to the Brad Pitt hatters. He's way too pretty to be manly.

TattooedMinivanMom said...

Steenky! Oh my Steenky! You're back! You're back! Do me!....

Sorry, got a little carried away. I missed my sweet little hooker baby.

I think Big Gare is hot too. And change stinks. The metal kind. Especially when you get all your change out ready to hand to someone and it gets all hot and stinky in your hand.

Did you know guys NEVER use change when paying. They'd much rather break a dollar when the total is .01 and get 99 cents back then to pull out a penny to pay with.

Don't forget to drink Mountain Dew before you get all spider monkey on your man. And I use that term loosely. No offense Mr. Steenky, but we all know who wears the pants in your household...Henners.

Connie Weiss said...

Sooo glad that you're back so I can start getting to know you!

Tricia said...

Love the new look!!

Happy New Year. Hope it's vomit-less.

Andrea said...

Good lord I've missed ya woman! A few times I caught myself driving in the direction of your city. Racing down the freeway, ready to show up at your doorstep, crying that I can't live without hearing from you. (Even if it is just from me stalking you online... whatever...)

Then I remember I don't know where you live and that even if I did and showed up at your doorstep, the restraining order you got on me means I have to stalk you from afar now. (Note to self: go buy a camera with a better zoom lens for those long distance pics I'll be forced to take now!)

Hugs and kisses! Glad you're back hooker.
xoxoxo

Irish Gumbo said...

The Mighty Steenky Bee: (did you catch the Nicktoons reference? Courtesy of my daughter)

Well, hello, yourself! I am delighted you dropped in on Irish Gumbo, thank you for the eyes on the page. I am sorry I took so long in getting back to you, too much to do on the domestic front. But here I am, didn't mean to keep a lady waiting. Plus, Captain Dumbass hinted that I should introduce myself or there could be trouble. A good kind of trouble!

And Pamela (your next, young lady!) also indulge in some name-calling, so as to get in your good graces. So here ya go, hooker! This one's for you!

Or should that be Ms. Hooker? Jeez, I'd be honored if you stalked me, but please don't hit me, I'm like a banana. Oh, wait, no I'm more like a tomato. Or maybe a peach. No, wait, I'm not a fruit! not that there's anything wrong with that...

Oh, and the vomit in the hair thing? I'm guessing there is either a comedy or a tragedy behind that story. Knowing life, maybe a little of both.

Enough blarney, thanks again. I look forward to hearing more from you! Love the masthead!

Irish Gumbo said...

And one more thing:

Too bad you aren't into the Brad Pitt; I guess that means you would be meh on this:
http://irishgumbo.blogspot.com/2008/11/if-on-winters-night-timesuck.html

;)

Chris Wood said...

That's a great new look! All the best for 2009.

Krystal said...

oooohhhhhh I am so happy!!!

EEEEEEE!!

the Steenky is back and I am so glad - I was getting worried that life away from us became so exciting that you decided never to return!!!

Peoria Peepers said...

Cracking me up on many levels!
My mom calls the blog a "bog" and is aware of my sister-in-law's but not mine. She's always asking if I "read the bog today".
And I am right there with ya about Brad Pitt. I'm just not seeing what all the hype is about.
My husband now counts large volumes of change each day. The first time I met him for lunch after change counting I said "you smell like money". Now he is highly sensitive to it to the point that the minute he steps into a restaurant he will dart off to wash his hands.

Jonny's Mommy said...

It's about time. the new look is awesome.

No I didn't see a cross dresser in the bathroom of a kid's restaurant. No. I don't EVER want to.

monkey said...

you were at chuck e cheese? i'm sorry.

Carolyn...Online said...

I like the new design. Makes you look hawt. And sorry about the vomit. And Chuck E. Cheese's.

jerlyn said...

So glad your back, adopted
daughter! Even if you felt the
need to fill us in on vomit.
Had quite enuff of that with
Cpt. Dumbass!
Love your new blog look. Brad
Pitt, heard a male Radio Announcer today calling him gorgeous eye
candy (didn't really sound good
coming from him).
My daughter's eye candy is
"Denny" dead boyfriend of Izzy
on Grey's Anatomy. She says
he makes women's hormones pop!

Keely said...

I'm glad you're back. And that IS a big ass bee.

I promise not to throw change and yell things if you promise not to shoot bees out of your mouth at me.

Jamie said...

Dude, you watching those Utes???

anymommy said...

Welcome back! I missed you fiercely, vomit crossdressers and all.

Kirst said...

LMAO at the Spider Monkey ride. Wow seems you've had more fun than most while taking a break. Well.. minus the puke an' all. Look forward to reading future posts!

Heinous said...

It is so nice to see you back, Jen. I'm thrilled. Your mom may not have noticed, but I sure did.

The site looks great! Sorry to hear about the vomit thing, but better you than me. Can you just feel the sympathy?

Shan said...

So glad you are back!!! missed ya. you dont really know me but I missed you, is that creepy? I am just so ready to be back to normal mode and out of holiday mode. If I have one more surprise in law visitor I swear....
Anyshway, So glad you are back. Like the new look too!

JuleeSLC said...

Oh ... I've been anxiously awaiting this post. Even though I can pick up the phone and call you any damn time I want (no guarantee you'll answer, but hey .. I can hear your voice on your v/m message).

I'm so thrilled to hear you lurv toast. I could eat a whole loaf in one sitting.

SAME with the BP. What a douche. He needs a makeover. I'm so over his "look" - or rather, the Brangelina look.

We need to talk about Jett Travolta. Sad. I'm back from the MT and will anxiously await our catch-up conversation tomorrow (on company time, of course).

"Sleepless in Seattle" is on. H and G. Hi and goodbye.

LOVE YA!

Mrs. C. said...

Mmm, the Bee.
And dang, the blog-head's hair is BIGGER than yours! Love me some beehive.
Hope your hiatus was all you hoped, and more, with lots of family relaxin', no stress, hubby-snugglin'...
Or at least that you got to sleep in once or twice and the barf smell is gone.
Saw a cross-dresser at the pharmacy once, after he picked up his meds from my husband at the counter he asked me some questions about concealer and mascara. Woohoo.

Happy New Year!

Bee said...

I love love LOVE the new look!

Also, I'm okay with you not having a thing for Brad. That's one less female for me to beat up. And too, I'm glad your back but now I must yell at you for making me want toast with lots of butter. Okay maybe just butter. :o)

Happy New Year!!

Seriously Mama said...

Eighty Sixth!!! I'm cool like that. ;-)

Missed you and thanks for calling me creepy. It's not like I really wanted to walk the 2 blocks to my local movie theater and watch Twilight for the third time. I wanted to see it for the fourth time. Jeez.

Love the new look!

Maggie, Dammit said...

I can't even describe how much I love the new look. I kept bees for two summers, and ever since then I've had this immediate love for anything bee-related. And even if I didn't, I would still think this was a kickass design.

Welcome back, and happy new year!

Errant said...

congrats .. ur blog is awesome !!

for a different kind of girl said...

So glad you're back! So wish I had the awesome skillz to do to my blog what you've done to yours. It's very pretty, but not pretty boy Brad Pitt pretty, like he was in Legends of The Fall. I'm with you - a Gary Oldman girl. Heck, I was even looking at him all starry-eyed in The Dark Knight!

Our Chuck E. Cheese is where one goes for really subpar pepperoni cheese and a meth deal. True story.

Pearl said...

Oh, I've missed your posts. I love how you think.

As for how many times you've had other people's vomit in your hair, I'm going to be thinking about that for a long time. I'm not sure why, but it's raised the spector of something or other in my mind. I don't know if that should worry me or not.

Pearl

p.s. You and I are in wild agreement about Brad Pitt. Meh. But would it be cliche for me to say that I'm in love with Johnny Depp, even though he never returns my phone calls?

Glad you and your blob are back.

Leslie said...

Yay! You're back! I really did wonder where you were all this time but I'm not one to pry if I don't know you very well - but just wait till I do - then I'll be all over your grill!!

Love the new look by the way. If I ever tried to change me blog I would probably blow up the entire internet....could that really happen?

beth said...

Your new look on the site is very Beee...autiful! Welcome back.

Meximom said...

YIPEEEEE! So glad you are back! I checked and checked and checked (read: stalker) for updates and just figured that you were crazy busy like all of us. Sorry about the vomit. Sorry about the tranny hot-pant action, too.

I love the new masthead and the cute little bees. Change suits you.

Looking forward to more!

Vodka Mom said...

I LOVE YOUR HEADER!!!!!!!!

Vodka Mom said...

okay, now I'll read.

Vodka Mom said...

That was classic. I like my toast burnt. And, I'm sorr I offended you in Chuck E. Cheese. I told tightwad he wasn't allowed in the ladies room.

Susan said...

Look forward to following you now that you're back! Love to hear about vomit so much first thing on Monday morning. Yep, perfect start to the morning. Thanks!

Shieldmaiden96 said...

Oh, word on the Brad Pitt thing. He was hot in Thelma and Louise and now he's going the way of the Redford (still kinda hot from a distance all fuzzy, but get up close and, blech.)

HeatherPride said...

So I go out of town for a few days and now I'm like the 100th commenter? That sucks bees. In a vomiticious way.

HeatherPride said...

If I do one more I really will be the 100th commenter.

SCORE!

Welcome back, Steenkers.

Yaya said...

Glad you had a good time "off"!

ticket for jaywalking? Crazy!

I've never understood the whole Brad Pitt obsession either....

Debbie said...

Oh. Were you gone?

OK .. you know I'm kidding ... otherwise how would I explain the Facebook check-ins?

No cross-dressers spotted here, although I do drive an Expedition which sits up pretty high and going home from work I saw a brother ... well ... um ... we'll say "taking care of business."

Meli said...

Wow, a cross dresser at Chuck E Cheese. That's some interesting...

Welcome back!!

Jenni said...

*Sniff, Sniff*

Do you smell that? The Steenky Bee is back, bitches! Yeooooowwww!

Lola said...

Love the new look, and I'm glad you're back!

As for Brad, he was over after Fight Club.

Red Cup Mom said...

Glad you're back! I was kinda busy too around the past 5 weeks and rarely commented anywhere. I was on a blog reading hiatus though I kept posting on my own blog. My comments went down to nil, which goes to show that you gotta give love to get love. But enough about me, the new look is fabeeelous! I love it! Welcome back. Um, yeah, talking about vomit is not good.

the Mayor said...

That spider monkey image made me smile despite the pounding headache I have. Now that I'm catching up on my favorite blogs I see I don't need to feel like such a dork for jumping on the Twilight bandwagon.I'm on book 3 and a Jacob fan.

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