Mom, your birthday is coming up soon. Well, we got you something super swell that you will, in fact, love. You didn't ask for this item and to my knowledge haven't even expressed interest in it. You may not even know what this item is once you see it. Also, Jeremy and I are pretty sure that you won't know how to even use this item. But when you get the hang of it, you will definitely love it. We are keeping this super secret item so under wraps that this is all we can show of it.