November 20, 2008

Be Careful What You Ask For, or at the Very Least, Be Very Specific

Have you heard? My dear, multi-talented friend, Clark Kent has gone missing. It's true. He's asked me to fill in for a day while he's laying low. He's been slipping his readers clues every day as to his whereabouts. I hope he resurfaces soon.

When my super hero friend asked me to guest post, he left me a lot of leeway and basically just told me to go crazy. LET MY GUEST POST AT HIS SITE BE A LESSON TO ALL OF YOU OUT THERE. Steenky Bee is like a child, she needs very rigid guidelines and detailed instructions when given an assignment.

Click on over to Clark Kent's Lunchbox to see what happens when I'm asked to guest post, but I never actually get around to writing my post. Instead, I just asked the host a bunch of inappropriate questions.

Side Note: I've said this before, but wouldn't Clark Kent's Lunchbox be, like, the best band name EVER?

30 comments:

DeeMarie said...

FIRST!! To comment on your "I'm not really here post"... kind of seems like a hollow victory...

Chris Wood said...

That's the weird thing about blogs, like "I'm here but also not."

It's enough to make people religious.

CK Lunchbox said...

I'm still laughing about you post... and your dry cleaning joke about your jacket on Jim's page...

Thanks

Pamela said...

I AM SO NOT FIRST!!!! WOO HOO!!!

Pamela said...

and btw, what happened with the post from yesterday? was that some kind of stunt to boost your traffic? we all could see that you had posted it in the reader, and the follower place, and in the blogrolls, but when we got here you totally stiffed us. you had better not pull any of that shat when you're making me eggs. sistah.

Jamie said...

I, too, couldn't read your post from yesterday - You big tease!

Preston said...

OMG I just love your blog! That post had me laughing so hard I was crying!

HeatherPride said...

Dee's comment over there is killing me....

Of course, if you start a band, I totally expect you to call it "That's What She Said" and it would have to be an all-girl band. Like the Go-Gos. But better.

ChurchPunkMom said...

the only thing cooler than Clark Kent's LunchBox as a band name would be Clark Kent's Sock Drawer.


and yeah, what Pamela said... tease.

Cat said...

You are a rockstar. I was rolling on the floor picturing you army crawling up the sidewalk. I have no idea what the Superman song is. We should know that, shouldn't we?

Oh, and FIRST!! (ha ha ha gotcha!)

goodfather said...

Top 20!! NO! TOP 15!!!

OK, I've seen Clark Kent's Lunchbox everywhere. Seriously, it's like the guy can't keep track of it. It's worse than my son with his cell phone. OK, heading over there. I can't imagine you going 'CRAZY'. ;)

Captain Dumbass said...

I might be 12th here but I was NUMERO UNO on the guest post! HA!

Heinous said...

Your post was awesome. I'm waving from your neighbor's kitchen by the way.If you look, I'm going to duck though.

Bex said...

just read your guest post! now i have someone else's blog to stalk! with all of you clever people posted clever blogs, when will i have time to do laundry again and will my family get really fat from going to mcd's for dinner every night?

Momma Trish said...

I loved your list of questions. I am ashamed to admit that I cannot hum the Superman theme. But I can't stop humming the Star Wars theme now. Thanks for that. Are you sure they're not the same song? I think they are. ;)

Michele said...

You crazy posting? Nah! I'll head over there now.

Leslie said...

Hi Jen -thanks for the sweet comment on my blog - I'm excited about HASAY! I'm gonna go read your guest post now. Toodles!

Sprite's Keeper said...

Yes, Clark Kent's Lunchbox would be a great name for a band, but what about the contents?

Rebekah said...

Based on your post, I think you're more like a demi-nemisis. Genius! EVIL genius!!!

shopgirl said...

So, since your here and there and seems like everywhere - I must make sure you see my comment!

He-Capri Pants? PRICELESS!!

Mrs. C. said...

Be very careful when you are in the army crawl position and ask your hubby to cover you, Steenky. It can lead to...well, it gives special meaning to the title of today's post.

O happy day.

Mrs. C. said...

Hey, on a totally unrelated sidebar, I was browsing through your older posts and found the one about biker dude harshing your 'do in Ocean Park this summer.

How cool that the fabulous, famous, unparallelled Steenky was here, in my neck of the woods.

And your hair was not that weird. Mine looks much worse around here, most days. The locals know me and another lady for our big wild hair. Yours was tame, compared. Biker guy must have been a tourist..

Come back again someday, we're not all like that!

Rhea said...

That would be an awesome band name. I like it.

Wicked Step Mom said...

I am heading over to read your guest post now... Maybe I should get a guest poster for when I head north for Thanksgiving... Hmmm..

Casey said...

I'm starting to think you have superpowers yourself since you're all over the internet these days. Following you over right now...

Me, You, or Ellie said...

Man, you've been busy lately. Being a good guest is a good skill. Being a good guest blogger is even better.

Ellie

Miss Jack said...

I went and check out this Clark Kent fellow and his wife. Very interesting and funny as hell people!

anita doberman said...

Ah, all these great blogs to read!
Loved your guest post...

blissfully caffeinated said...

Right now I'm having a vodka cranberry with an Advil chaser. Not sure why I'm sharing that except maybe the vodka has loosened my tongue. Or keyboard.

Clicking over to CKL now!

Colepack said...

30th!!!
I am sooo far behind (reading blogs) that I am circling back to the pack but on lap 2. I will catch up soon. I will try to check out the guest post.