This particular bunch seems highly organized and up to no good. I'm missing six rolls of toilet paper and the one they call 'Spiney' hasn't been seen for hours. You've been warned.
September 27, 2008
A T-Rex and Toilet Paper
I heard a ruckus in Henry's bathroom this morning. I knew it wasn't him because he was sitting beside me, well actually he was standing beside me singing the Scooby-Doo Where Are You? theme song. I went upstairs to investigate the noise. I wasn't prepared for what I saw next. Dinosaurs. With a plan.
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Uh-oh. Three of them appear to be brandishing TP weapons! That can't be good.
Flippin dinosaurs just never give it a rest!
Ha! In my house that scene would mean that Spiney just got himself flushed and Mom is about to have a huge plumber bill on her hands!
Oh, how this makes me miss the days when mine were younger.
Damn dinosaurs. Can't leave 'em alone for a second.
I seriously love you.
That T-Rex looks like a wily one. Keep your eye on him. I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him.
Oh, I meant to tell you that I was reading through some of your old posts the other day, and came across the one where Henry said you looked like Penelope Cruz! You're a lucky girl! One day my son was watching TV and compared me to a Weight Watchers commercial - the BEFORE picture. (and yes, I admit that I have some baby weight to shed, but I do not come close to being "before picture" big. just so you know)
Those are some awfully hygeinically obsessed dinosaurs. Either that, or they are just hoodlums on the lookout for a hut to TP.
The pair nearest the sink look wiley. I wouldn't turn my back on them if I were you!
The fact that Henry knows the Scooby Doo theme song makes you the best mom ever.
Damn, your house is scary!! Dinosaurs on the lose and stealing toilet paper...my worst nightmare!
We have that same green dinosaur at my house. A dilophosaurus if I'm not mistaken. I had to become an expert since my son swears he's going to become a paleontologist. 6 rolls should be just enough to bulk up and take on the T-rex. Look for a rumble later on.
Who would have known they would have come out of extinction pint size! And loving tp...and I am SO not offended with the awards I was kidding! And yes I commented on Dooce--I'm a comment whore.
I just hope they flushed. Courtesy isn't extinct, you know.
I'm trying not to imagine how much poo a brontosaurus could generate. I remember the triceratops from Jurassic, but they weren't all that big, dinosaur-wise.
Sheesh... I told them to be discreet. Sorry, we ran out of TP at my house and they were supposed to bring it over. You don't mind do you?
Don't worry, Spiney will appear sooner or later, you'll most likely find him embedded into the bottom of your bare foot when you get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night!
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