September 30, 2008

Reese's Reign of Terror Would be an Awesome Wrestling Name

Sometimes you're a baby and your family takes you camping. Also, sometimes you are awesome, but you already knew that. Sometimes, in the middle of camping and being awesome, your dad wants to steal a little smooch. He's alright, so you let him.



But sometimes, as alright as he is, he invades your personal space. This is totally unacceptable.



And you're all, Nuh-uh. Step off, old man. Why you gotta steal my flava?



Being a baby and as awesome as you totally are, you look him straight in the eye (while pulling his hair) and tell him who's boss.



Just then, you hear cackles of laughter from behind you. You quickly turn and focus your attention on the wise-acre hecklers behind you.

Who's there? Is that you, internets? Are you talking to me?



I said, ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?



Yeah, you don't want to mess with our Reesie. There's a whole lotta awesome and feisty packed into those size four pampers. She'll get ya. She'll get ya every time.



Internets, you've been warned.

P.S.: No dads were harmed in the making of this post.
P.P.S: Did you all see my awesome pedicure? It's so not that way anymore.
P.P.P.S: If you scrolled back to see my toes, please don't judge the messy camper. I was busy documenting the domestic violence you just witnessed. There was no time to tidy up.

45 comments:

Jenni said...

Holy crap, she's so darn cute I better have a girl cooking in my parts right now. And the future Mr. Reese better be one tough dude.

Vodka Mom said...

that was just FABULOUS. I am NOT kidding.

The Stiletto Mom said...

Yeah, I'm not messing with Reesie...I'm still a little scared of her after her turn as an ewok turned investment banker. I got up early to catch up since I was out all day yesterday and I think I just woke up my neighbors laughing.
...and I totally scrolled back up to see your awesome pedicure. ;)

sherendipity said...

oh.my.gawd.
I want to eat her up!
Those last pictures made me bust out laughing.
(and ya, I scrolled back to peek at the toesies, too. nice)

DeeMarie said...

I love it!!! I have no doubt you totally read her mind with your captions.
And with that adorable face? It's no wonder he risked the kiss and cuddles!!! :)
I also scrolled back up to look at your adorable toes!!

Carolyn...Online said...

Ok picture 7? Second from the bottom? Yeah, that's why we don't leave 'em outside at night. They're too cute.

Sprite's Keeper said...

I just wanna chomp on those cheeks! Morning snack? Those could last me all day. Oy! Too much cuteness cannot be good for your server, Jen!(I scrolled back too.)
(I love photo essays.) (I love cleaning messy campers.) (Um, that last one was completely unecessary.)

Mama Dawg said...

That is so incredible how you were able to take all those photos and turn them in to an AWESOME post!

She ROCKS!

And before I even read your P.S.'s, I totally noticed your pedicure. I love that color.

Chris Wood said...

Clearly a future with the WWF beckons.

Pedicure? Mess?

You should see my living room (no comments on my toenails please).

LiteralDan said...

Wow, she really is making a face like Robert DeNiro in the "Are you talking to me?" picture.

Scary, but still unbelieveably adorable. She'll have all her Dad's hair out in no time.

for a different kind of girl said...

The next to the last picture is one I want to print off, make into an iron-on transfer, put it on a T0shirt (natch!), and then wear it everywhere. Everywhere people will try to spite me. When they try to spite me (or just as me a question, whatever), I will point to the awesome iron-on of that adorable face, and the person who should know better will just back away slowly, then turn and run!

She is awesome! Be sure to get the pay-per-view rights negotiated on her future matches!

Eternal Sunshine said...

That's awesome! She is adorable!!

I love camping... Now that Cub scouts in underway, we will probably take our first family camping trip...

Kat said...

She is so cute! I just want to eat her up with a spoon. But she might kick my butt, so I won't.

Jenni said...

Also, the comment re: cat in pants? Actually had me laughing out loud. Thanks, I needed that.

Zip n Tizzy said...

She's adorable!

Rhea said...

I love the commentary!! Your little Reese is ADORABLE. Absolutely preciously cute. Those eyes, those cheeks, those expressions. LOVE it.

Casey said...

Wow, she's got some kickass moves! I think they've started teaching little girls the hair pulling, eye gouging move before they even leave the hospital. Our daughter is pretty feisty too, maybe they can get together for tag-team wrestling?

HeatherPride said...

Totally noticed the awesome toes the first time around, tyvm!

That HAIR!! OMG. I can't wait until Claire has enough hair to rock that awesome 'do.

She's precious! I wub her.

Krystal said...

Aww!! i need this little girl to be born now!! I miss those cute little faces of baby girls. She is way too cute for her own good and daddy, watch out!!! those hairs will be turning grey soon when she gets cuter and cuter as she grows.

Oh Jen, yeah, I saw the pedicure - sooooo jealous now! I cannot even see my toes but I know they look like crap!

Kirsten said...

What a cute little girl you have!!
Don't worry about the messy camper. My HOUSE looks like that normally.

Ringleader said...

Must. gobble. up. that. baby- just want to reach through the screen and snuggle her up!

Make sure she uses those moves on her first date too!

Also, what's a pedicure?

My 11yo gave her daddy the "big elbow" when she was 18mo and broke his nose! I think she heard him talking about getting rid of her binkys...

gingela5 said...

Haha...it kind of reminded me of the Ninja cat from YouTube. And your feet look great. I haven't repainted my toes in about a month so you can imagine the horror that my husband has to look at! And your camper looks "lived in" not messy...

Heinous said...

Great post. I think she's more than ready to take on the Internets. All she needs is that adorable face.

ilinap said...

I particularly like the tuft of hair atop Reese's head.

jen said...

adorable.

Jonny's Mommy said...

This was frieking hilarious! And she is absolutely adorable.

I heed this warning, young lady! I will watch my back! And front!

Trish said...

Those captions are perfect. What a cutie!

(And I also scrolled back to look at the toes ... nice!)

Captain Dumbass said...

We must make arrangements for Liam and Reesie, their children would be supermodels. Same arrangements as Mississippi?

Mama Dawg said...

OM Goodness...if Connor and Maggie got married and Liam and Reesie got married, jenboglass, the Captain and I will all be related!

How freakin' cool would that be?

jenboglass said...

I smell family reunion!!!

Mama Dawg said...

Yeah, that would be AWESOME!!!! I'll even suck it up and come y'alls way. I'll pick you up on the way to the Captains!

beth said...

I am so glad you didn't waste time tidying up (I don't even know how to spell the word!)so you could capture the cutest baby ever in action! She obviously takes after her Mom.

For Myself said...

I like the second to last picture the best of all.
When she's older you're going to look back on these in complete disbelief. Dang is she a cutie!!

jennster said...

lmfao- these are hysterical! so freaking cute!!!!!!

Captain Dumbass said...

That would be an INSANE family reunion!

Maggie, Dammit said...

I MUST EAT THAT BABY.

Please.

Please let me eat your baby?

Colepack said...

Second to last picture ROCKS!
Yep, i noticed the toes right off.
She is just adorable with that hair. Kind of remind me of a female version of Jack-Jack......

blissfullycaffeinated said...

The next to last picture is so freaking adorable! And I love her little sticking up hair.

Your toes ARE lovely - I did scroll back to see them.

Hope you're having a good week!

Tricia said...

She's so cute I can't stand it, and that second to last photo...oh yea, she's got attitude. Love this.

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

How awesomely cute is Reese? You've captured some wonderful expressions. I am your ideal commenter because I DID notice your toes and I did NOT notice the dirty camper. You can slip a mess past me anytime!

Anndi said...

ok ok ok... no more giggling... got it! I've been warned!

Please don't pull drool on me, I just showered.

Ellie said...

Love the near-cleavage shot at the end. Ha!

Maggie May said...

what an awesome series of photos!

Sleep Deprivation Ninja said...

yeah, I wouldn't mess with her. She looks like a ninja waiting to happen.

I will heed this warning with great care.

I'm filing it away under badass baby.

HarryJack's Mom said...

What a gorGEous baby girl! You make me laugh and smile and get a little ache for a girl....of course, you know I have TWO boys to choose from, so maybe she could be mine after all ;-)