April 19, 2008

Salmon Lodging

Jeremy: I have a piece of salmon lodged.
Me: I'm afraid to ask.
Jeremy: Why?
Me: Where is it lodged?
Jeremy: You're gross. It's in my throat. Oh, nope. Wait a minute. I guess I just needed to take a drink.
Henry: (from 3 doors down, with his door 3/4 way closed) HEY! STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FISHES!

1 comment:

Captain Dumbass said...

You know when your parents used to warn you about eating fish and to watch out for the bones because THEY WILL KILL YOU!? SL's family? The men regularly choke on bones but just keep on eating after forcing it down. Almost peed my pants the first time I saw that.