So, Monday, I'm being extra worky at work because we sort of have a deadline approaching. I see that I have an email from Jeremy with "Check THIS Out!!!" in the subject line. Wow. Three exclamaition points. This is serious. I open the message up. Here is what I found.
The Coleman Fishpen™ is the amazing fishing pole that lets you fish anytime. This telescoping fishing rod is quality fishing gear that performs! The complete system has been machine crafted using state of the art precision technology. The super strong telescoping composite rod extends to let you enjoy fishing when ever you feel like it. The casting reel has been engineered with brass finish, to perform reliably and conveniently.
Get yours quickly. The ad also said that supplies were limited and to "act fast".