I'm not here today. I'm lingering over at The Stiletto Mom today guest posting while she prances on a sandy beach in her Manolos. I'm not sure if you're supposed to capitalize the word "Manolo", but I think Stiletto Mom would have wanted it that way.
For today's Five Spot, I'm listing the five reasons you should check out The Stiletto Mom today and every day.
1. She is a bitch on heels. Her words, not mine. I happen to think she's lovely.2. I peed my pants while reading her story about her grace, or lack thereof, in an elevator.
3. I admitted to peeing and she embraced me anyway. (Clarification: The embrace was a cyber embrace only. The Stiletto Mom said she wasn't going anywhere near my pee pants)3. She peed when she sneezed. (Sweet vindication or result of child birth?)
4. Did you see earlier when I said she prances in sand IN HEELS? That's no easy trick. She deserves your love, and maybe a sturdy pair of flip flops.5. If enough of my readers visit her, she'll give each of us a pair of Jimmy Choos.* (just leave your shoe size in the comments)
*So I totally made reason number 5 up. However, Stiletto Mom IS in Mexico, maybe she could bring us back some designer knock offs. Jimmy Chuze, perhaps?
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