October 6, 2008

The Five Spot

I'm not here today. I'm lingering over at The Stiletto Mom today guest posting while she prances on a sandy beach in her Manolos. I'm not sure if you're supposed to capitalize the word "Manolo", but I think Stiletto Mom would have wanted it that way.

For today's Five Spot, I'm listing the five reasons you should check out The Stiletto Mom today and every day.

1. She is a bitch on heels. Her words, not mine. I happen to think she's lovely.
2. I peed my pants while reading her story about her grace, or lack thereof, in an elevator.
3. I admitted to peeing and she embraced me anyway. (Clarification: The embrace was a cyber embrace only. The Stiletto Mom said she wasn't going anywhere near my pee pants)
3. She peed when she sneezed. (Sweet vindication or result of child birth?)
4. Did you see earlier when I said she prances in sand IN HEELS? That's no easy trick. She deserves your love, and maybe a sturdy pair of flip flops.
5. If enough of my readers visit her, she'll give each of us a pair of Jimmy Choos.* (just leave your shoe size in the comments)

*So I totally made reason number 5 up. However, Stiletto Mom IS in Mexico, maybe she could bring us back some designer knock offs. Jimmy Chuze, perhaps?

**I can't stress enough that Stiletto Mom never promised us designer shoes. But I'm totally leaving her my shoe size just in case.

Click here to go over to The Stiletto Mom.

26 comments:

Casey said...

Wow, you're famous if you get to guest post! Like I did for Heather yesterday, I will follow YOU to the ends of the internet today. I really need to narrow down my stalking to a few people since it's getting tiring following several people in several directions. See you over at Stiletto Mom!

Krystal said...

dude! you are such a spoil sport you know that? Just go ahead and spoil the surprise of an awesome message letting you know you won an award! Ugh! Whatever! There you know you have an award. Bye!

Just kidding - I didn't say I didn't like my small chest, I just said I didn't support it cause there is nothing there to support! LOL Hubby still wants me to increase them, heck, if he'll pay for it fine. I don't need em, they'd be for his pleasure not mine! Okay, totally off tangent here!

Cape Cod Gal said...

Manolo should always be capitalized. In fact it should be made bold with blinking lights. Hell, any shoe that costs over $300 dollars should be!

I am jealous of Stiletto Mom. I think I'm spluging on Nine Wests or Charles Davids if they're not on sale.

Krystal said...

Okay, you're forgiven for not being around and I second cape cod gal, anything over $300 should be in lights!

I am personally sporting the latest Payless shoes black slip ons - very chic

HeatherPride said...

Comment here...comment there.... why not both? Who doesn't love a comment? Plus it gives me a chance to get my brand new photo out there, right? This is me sitting by myself in a movie theatre. All alone, until a group of women came and sat right the freak behind as if they didn't have a whole entire movie theatre to spread out in. Whatever, here is me before some losers came and spoiled all my fun...

Ron said...

My wife saw the Jimmy Choo's comment and told me to get my tooshie in gear - I've been instructed to what is necessary for those shoes.

Ellie said...

9, sometimes 9-1/2. Depends on the shooze.

Chris Wood said...

Good luck on the guest bit, am heading over to have a look.

PS nothing personal but that's a LOT of peeing. On average I only pee once per blog.

gingela5 said...

I will totally follow you over there! Guest posting? What's next--is Dooce going to feature you on something?! And I am a HUGE OU fan and I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks Stoops is a little hot (or a lot hot in my case) All of my friends think I'm crazy!

Vodka Mom said...

okay, dammit, I'm going.

Seriously Mama said...

Heading over to check out your guest post and peeing... Totally a result of childbirth. Peeing when you sneeze, cough, laugh... all because of childbirth. Not that I am talking from experience or anything. You know cuz like I never pee in my pants. Geez.

Sprite's Keeper said...

Yeah, I'll click over, but I'm leaving you a comment here anyway cuz I like your five. So there. (And a really small hope that number five comes true anyway.)
(9 1/2.) (yes, big feet.) (Stop judging me!)

Captain Dumbass said...

What the HELL!? Don't be waving Jimmy Choo's around like that and then deny them. That's just mean. Go ahead, laugh all you want. I'm 6'2, dammit. My legs go up TO HERE!!!

Rhea said...

She needs to bring you back something fun from Mexico so you can post about it. Just sayin'.

Has your book arrived?!

Anna K. said...

Heh, heh...Jimmy Chuze. Is that an actual knock-off name or did you come up with that all by your lonesome? I wouldn't know the difference 'cause I'm down in the country...

Thanks for stopping by my blog, Shug!

goodfather said...

OK, I'm going to go over there. I will.

I wonder what the guy equivalent of 'stiletto mom' is. Something 'guy-ey', but still an ironic twist that conflicts with the 'Dad' part. 'Blazer Dad'? 'Bow Tie Papa'? Hmmm.

goodfather said...

OK, I just posted a comment on Stiletto Mom, and wow! Mission accomplished. That was a great post you guest-posted. I've added her blog to my google reader, and I'll be regular. And also, I'll be a regular reader of her blog.

for a different kind of girl said...

I will follow you anywhere. I'm just hinged enough not to be called a stalker. Unless you want to call me that. For you, anything.

beth said...

Size 7 by the way, even though 'My Daily Post Reading Schedule' starts with the Steenky Bee and goes directly to Stiletto Mom already.

The Stiletto Mom said...

Ok, people, I've found Jimmy Chews but no Jimmy Choos...Y'all still in?
Steenky, I heart you, but you already knew that. Even if you did possibly cost me thousands of dollars in Chews today. :)

Bee said...

For as much as they cost, it should be written like so *♥MANOLOS♥*

Ann said...

Maybe we can score some "Jimmy Soos"? Ya' think?

jen said...

i can't get past the heels AND sand comment.
wow.
i don't think i can even hardly stand in heels on concrete.
and therefore...probably don't include me in the shoe thing...'cause i don't really have a thing for them.
and here is probably where you will discontinue reading my blog. i outed myself, huh?

apathy lounge said...

I doubt I could make it from here to the other side of the room in a pair of Manolos. Or Jimmy Choos for that matter. Maybe it's the shoes. Or me. Or both.

blissfullycaffeinated said...

I'll follow the Steenk anywhere! And size 8 please.

Ringleader said...

Jimmy Who's?? This from the mom who would never ever wear shoes if certain health codes and establishments which also require shirts, didn't demand it. I think a pair of stilettos would do me in before I even got out the door! I openly admire the other stiletto moms though in their gorgeous shoes with their dainty pedicures... sigh-