One of my favorite bloggers, The Stiletto Mom, was featured on Good Mom/Bad Mom this past Sunday. She was highlighted for her hilarious take on peeing yourself when you sneeze. Come on, we've all been there. Ladies, can I get a witness? Fellas? Maybe not so much.
Anyway, Stiletto Mom was so excited. I wrote to congratulate her and tell her that her life would never be the same. After all, she had been touched by The Bloggess. For it was Jenny who had hand-picked her to be featured. Once you're touched by Jenny, there's no turning back. She's all kinds of awesome. Remember how I stalk her?
Well, it turns out, I've lost my stalking edge. The Stiletto Mom wrote me back and congratulated me on also being featured on Good mom/Bad Mom. Surely she was still hung over from the weekend. I wasn't featured. Or was I? Don't answer that. It's a rhetorical question. I SO was featured!
If it weren't for the kindness of the Stiletto Mom I would have never known about this honor. Jenny, The Bloggess has touched me too. Here's the link to my most recent touching. (Ew. That just sounded gross, even for me)
If you read The Bee (That's insider lingo for Steenkybee. Actually, I just made that up. Maybe I should call it 'The Stank' instead)...where was I? Anyway, if you read me, then you know that I love all things The Bloggess. I heart her. I stalk her online. She knows this and she tells me she's totally okay with it. Usually my stalker sense tingles whenever she posts or whenever she comments on me. But for some reason, maybe it's because she's been a little soggy lately, my keen sense of Jenny did not tingle.
I'm sorry, Jenny. I will avenge you! Wait. No, that's not right. That's the intro to my "somebody's done you wrong" speech.
I'm sorry, Jenny. I will always continue to stalk you!
Also, Keen Sense of Jenny would make an awesome band name. Don't you think? Call me.