September 22, 2008

My Stalker Sense May Have Stopped Working

One of my favorite bloggers, The Stiletto Mom, was featured on Good Mom/Bad Mom this past Sunday. She was highlighted for her hilarious take on peeing yourself when you sneeze. Come on, we've all been there. Ladies, can I get a witness? Fellas? Maybe not so much.

Anyway, Stiletto Mom was so excited. I wrote to congratulate her and tell her that her life would never be the same. After all, she had been touched by The Bloggess. For it was Jenny who had hand-picked her to be featured. Once you're touched by Jenny, there's no turning back. She's all kinds of awesome. Remember how I stalk her?

Well, it turns out, I've lost my stalking edge. The Stiletto Mom wrote me back and congratulated me on also being featured on Good mom/Bad Mom. Surely she was still hung over from the weekend. I wasn't featured. Or was I? Don't answer that. It's a rhetorical question. I SO was featured!

If it weren't for the kindness of the Stiletto Mom I would have never known about this honor. Jenny, The Bloggess has touched me too. Here's the link to my most recent touching. (Ew. That just sounded gross, even for me)

If you read The Bee (That's insider lingo for Steenkybee. Actually, I just made that up. Maybe I should call it 'The Stank' instead)...where was I? Anyway, if you read me, then you know that I love all things The Bloggess. I heart her. I stalk her online. She knows this and she tells me she's totally okay with it. Usually my stalker sense tingles whenever she posts or whenever she comments on me. But for some reason, maybe it's because she's been a little soggy lately, my keen sense of Jenny did not tingle.

I'm sorry, Jenny. I will avenge you! Wait. No, that's not right. That's the intro to my "somebody's done you wrong" speech.

I'm sorry, Jenny. I will always continue to stalk you!

Also, Keen Sense of Jenny would make an awesome band name. Don't you think? Call me.


Heinous said...

Congrats on your BS Sunday nod! To be touched by The Bloggess. Quite the honor.

The Stiletto Mom said...

I am still hungover...but if you go to my blog tomorrow, you will see I have emerged from my drunken Mick Jagger phase of kitchen pass worthiness and moved on. THANK GOD.
Congrats Jen, you are a total rock star (or rock blogger, whatevs) and I'm glad I "know" you. :)

for a different kind of girl said...

The Keen Sense of Jenny is truly the most awesome non-existant but needs to exist, like, right now band name!

I felt the same way you did when, a couple weeks ago, I woke up on a nonchalant Sunday morning to an email from Jenny telling me I'd been featured, too. I was all grinny and stuff the rest of the day! Congrats to you and the Stiletto Mom (who graciously vistied my blog recently and who I am heading toward very soon!)!

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

You are so cracking me up.

All this inappropriate touching sounds like something I could be arrested for. Or should be charging for.

Probably the first one.

Tuesday Girl said...

Awesome! I wish Jenny would touch me and I am not just saying that because my husband is away for weeks at a time.

Captain Dumbass said...

Rock star! Wow, your awesomnyess just got awesomneir. And all this touching is definitely going to drive up your traffic count.

Rhea said...

Congrats on being touched by The Bloggess. I stalk her a little too.

Anonymous said...

Congrats on BS Sunday! I'm so jealous of all the Bloggess lovin' that you get.

JuleeSLC said...

Way to go, my love! I'm sa proud.

gingela5 said...

I stalk the bloggess too. She's awesome! And congrats on being featured! I wonder if being a parent to dogs would get you featured?! hmm probably not!

How to Party with an Infant said...

I stalk her too. It's an honor to be stalked though.